Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Eat ALL the Things

I am hereby placing a personal ad for someone to come, stand over my shoulder, and smack me in the back of the head every time I go to take a bite of something. Because the over-eating on my end is getting kind of ridiculous. I am not even really hungry, and yet, if there is food in front of me, I will eat it. What is that about?

I mean, yes. I am more hungry than normal. That is to be expected at 6+ months of pregnancy, and honestly, eating more because I am more hungry doesn't bother me in the least. What does bother me is that I can't stop, even when I've eaten to the point of being uncomfortably full. Because I know I should have stopped, and I want to have stopped, and still...I haven't actually stopped. I DO NOT LIKE THIS, AT ALL.

So. I'm hiring an assistant. Who wants in on this for the next three months or so? Atlanta is beautiful in the fall, I promise. Plus, I myself am funny, and a good driver, and my office has comfortable chairs, and I will pay you in uneaten Air Heads or Laffy Taffy or cookies or tacos or Chex Mix or whatever else you can stop me from eating.

And who could refuse an offer like that?


  1. Hang in there!! Are you super stressed at work? Could that be the cause??

  2. you're probably full, but the baby isn't...hehe, that's why you keep eating. for the baby. but if you REALLY need someone, i've never been to atlanta :)


  3. I can totally relate to how you are feeling and I am not even pregnant right now! I will definitely work for you if you are paying me in tacos and laffy taffy :) Heather

  4. I will be on the next flight out. I'll even bring the baby, so she can hang out with B!


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